I really hope that one day I will find that one person that is so in love with...– Elay Neal Moses (via journal23rd)
brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister
im-kellin-myself: Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
hateruess: yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
connuh: i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
dumpsterfetus: A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
sollux: the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
thug life: i didnt choose any of you.
fracturedbone: “Love me hard” he tells me. I will hug you until you asphyxiate plague your body with diseased ridden lips kisses infected with eternity; saliva flooded in endorphins dig my fingers into your hair and rip off your scalp press my chest against your rib cage until your petal bones snap wrap my legs around your waist and deform your legs so you can never run away “Love me hard” he...
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
internetexplorers: breaking news: 16-year-old white boy found dead in his bedroom from an overdose of swag
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love look at the stars
balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
ectogasmic: YOU KNOW WHOS CUTE??!?!??? *SOULJA BOY VOICE* YOUUU